“The XFL is good, no political mumbo jumbo fun for the whole family!” - Chris Benoit

You forgot the Las Vegas Thoughts and Prayers

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

Janae Rice apologizes for her role in this event.

Should be good to go, right?

Foo Fighters is dad rock now! That is RIDICULOUS.

I grew up 10 mins from where the Gacy house was, my aunt played against him in a bowling league, my uncle was offered a job by him (as most young men in the neighborhood were) and knew one of the kids that went missing. Still, you root for the underdog

before building new apartments on campus, my alma mater had Dahmer’s building listed on recommended and safe apartments for students. It was less than a mile away. Have to root for the local guy.

“hungrier for the win” for the win.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and…

I wasn’t aware of any of these stories until right now. None of them are really newsworthy, either.

That will be a VASTLY more complicated and expensive vehicle to own and repair.

Hey, fuck you.

It’s the matchup that Trump’s America deserves.

The Art of the Meal

This is something that gets lost frequently during the gun control debate. People are more likely to commit suicide with a gun because of how easy it is. This is especially a problem with former members of the military.

And the best way to express a sincere viewpoint is to repeat a phrase you’ve seen a bunch on social media.

Completely bullshit of the strongest odor. I’m 6'4" and 235, could stand to lose a few of those pounds, but don’t look ‘fat’ by any means, particularly in a suit. That guy looks like Augustus Gloop grew up and spray-painted himself bronze. No way in hell he has five extra pounds and one fewer inch on me. I refuse to…

Two guys who went to Duke think they’re smarter than everyone else, color me surprised.