I can’t believe I used to read this idiot.

Horrible story. It’s not Sac PD who handles the City of Auburn (about 40 East of Sac up highway 80). It’s the City of Auburn Police.

Dear sir(s)-

Really? And here I was basing my argument on the Jags/Bill game that was just on in addition to Bortles throwing five interceptions in the last two regular season games. Or that while Jags defense versus Steelers offense is still an intriguing question, there isn’t a lot of bright spot on the current offense.

Fuck it. I say we go out and tailgate in Orchard Park next weekend anyway. We are the Free Folk, and we will not be told when our season is over by some lickspittle kneeler from below the Wall.

Thanks 2017. You may be gone but you left us the gift of possibly one of the worst postseasons ever.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

I wouldn’t mind the missing shade if it had the electrochromic windows like the 787 Dreamliner has.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

“...make this new league Football for Donald Trump supporters.”

I mentioned this earlier but it bears repeating: this is the same man who told Cam no tats yet had no problem with Jeremy Shockey being tatted up.

Behold, the 2017 Deadspin Comment Of The Yeeeeeeaaaaaarrr!!!

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Moore mistakenly started riding because he heard he could mount a young filly.

This must be like amateur porn to Mike Pence.

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

Oh, they caught it, but then they got distracted with riffing that “I don’t believe in tipping” scene from Reservoir Dogs over and over again, while Darvish threw BP.

He was a secret Muslim who was also a slavish devotee of Rev. Jeremiah Wright.