I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

At least there’s one story with three woman acting awkwardly around a ball that doesn’t involve Louis C.K.

Jerry and Bob McNair will tear down the players’ library, too. Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. They’ll have them a little book barbecue in the yard. They’ll see the flames for miles. They’ll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand them? Catching their drift?... Or are they being obtuse?

Went scouring the grays to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone else; fuck Adam Schefter so fucking hard for that phrasing.

I love the simpering, pro-management way in which Schefter delivered the news, but he has always seemed to be an unctuous company man.

For my part, I’m simply too lazy to want to deal with the hassle of moving out of the ecosystem...which, of course, is the objective for these companies.

“You’ll be fine to start next week. Take two pills and call me in th- actually, give me those, just drink some water and you’ll be fine.”

450 rounds of Air Force mistake. Good point - you’ve grasped the whole story dipshit.

It’s almost as if he was at a press conference or something where people ask him questions and he provides an answer. Weird shit.

So what you’re saying is that we should disarm all domestic abusers, yes? That would be a good start.

Accept there is a guy that can protest America. He is wearing it on his stupid hat, “Make America Great Again”, in other words, America is not great.

It does seem like it’s time to admit though, that kneeling during the anthem black people asserting their rights angers a lot of people, and that feeling those people have is also valid and okay racist as all hell.

A lot of people were deeply, even violently, offended by actions taken by civil rights activists over the decades. Those feelings are not valid and okay. Being offended by an insult that you manufactured and misunderstood, and then punishing the people you mistakenly believe offended you due to your own ignorance, is…

Except those people’s willful ignorance and tacit acceptance of systemic racism isn’t valid and okay, not everyone’s a winner, and you don’t get a cookie for simply having an opinion.

He’s a racist, he just doesn’t want Papa John’s brand (TM) to be ‘The Official Pizza of White Supremacists’ (TM) - might be bad for business in some parts of the country.

the cryogenic vat of General Tso’s Chicken sauce he sleeps in

As awesome as Deshaun Watson was in college, teams still found a way to outsmart themselves when evaluating him.

This is minutes from me. I would totally buy this (for $1500.)

I’ll give the Browns this; they don’t give you any false hope.

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.