But did they disrespect The Anthem?

Tell that to every mall crawler in San Jose

It’s easy to get lost in a place where the streets have no names.

One imagines the guy saying “I can’t live with or without you.”

We are still unsure what happened

They shoulda used it to rob some other hikers of THEIR water

I would think the best way to differentiate yourself from other Silicon Valley startups is by not being a penis.

That’s a downright Lions-like loss by the Chiefs.

Perhaps ESPN figures as long as the listener is happy to tune in to hear that Colin Kaepernick should be deported they don’t care whether they know it’s satire or not.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

“I’m not sure if the quarterback room really is exactly where it needs to be.”

I actually have people looking into this right now. The best people. And you wouldn’t believe what they found. I’m going to give a major speech on the topic of Trump’s national origin in a week. Maybe two weeks.

And I’m sure that’s the biggest reason why he hasn’t shown up yet, honestly.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Ol’ 45! Grabbin’ pussies and strikin’ balls!

I do this at least once a week, put raw fish in the microwave on 10 min, and then head off to lunch. They still haven’t caught who is doing it.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

Racist white dude kowtowing to ludicrous attention whoring by another racist white dude and missing the boat about the meaning of a protest?

Embrace debate (Within rather strict guidelines, ideally at high volume)!