The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

Perfectly put.

There you go with your liberal overstatements again. He doesn’t want to destroy America. He just wants to destroy all the parts he personally doesn’t like because what is America if you can’t have it your way. Or was that Burger King I am thinking of?

At least now his kid has a chance to get away from him

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

My favorite has always been “Call 3 straight corner fades 5 yards from a Super Bowl victory when the franchise leading rusher is averaging 5.8 yards/carry and the opposing defensive line is gassed.”

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

A Wealthy white man yelling at a black man to shut up and know his proper place. Where have I seen this before?

Hella is distinctly Bay Area. If you grew up there, you would say it hella often.

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.

I wouldn’t panic. Los Angeles fans aren’t at all front runners and are known for their patience and willingness to keep buying tickets and supporting their sports teams even when they suck.

You forgot the part about the Browns hiring Fisher as Coach/GM.

LOL, Right on.

I liked the way he stood up when they played the national anthem.

But there’s a certain brand of commentator who is into, shall we say, “scrappy” and “poised” players who are “leaders” and “thoughtful” and “composed.” You know, “white.”

The drunks in the stands at NFL games are all murderers and degenerates.

College football in person, NFL on TV.

Maybe you aren’t aware of it, but there is a tired old trope that black men could not be successful QBs in the NFL. This BS has been around a while, even though the NFL has had plenty of successful QBs of color. Von Miller occupies a position that doesn't have as much racist baggage. Carson Palmer made a lewd gesture…

You brought up Brady, but the more apt comparison is probably Gronk. Dude smiles and dances just as much as Cam and people generally love the grizzly bear for it. Cam does a dab after scoring a touchdown and mothers are writing letters to their local newspaper editor.