“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

Now taking money from the military to put on a phony display of patriotism and help recruitment, that’s a tune we can all stand to! - Anonymous NFL Executive

We’re pretty fortunate to even see Prichett-Ettner play soccer, it’s his first year on the team- last season he was bowling for Columbine.

The overlap of people upset about “disrespect to our flag” and those who proudly fly the treasonous confederate battle flag is 99+%

Poor people can’t complain because they don’t work hard enough.

Rich people can’t complain because they’re successful.

Well, we eliminate a couple other groups for miscellaneous reasons, the only people who get to complain are.... mediocre sportswriters. Huh. What a shocker.

So you can’t criticize unless you are actively being oppressed at the moment, can’t look out for others if you have succeeded and if you are being “oppressed” then shouldn’t you be looking for a job instead of whining. It is almost as if...

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

All i know is that when I was in Vegas for my friends bachelor party in April, all i was thinking was “Man this town is really fucking boring. I wish they had shitty professional football here”.

Pollo Loco, friend.

No doubt a smoke screen to hide Trump’s reported NAMBLA donations. I am not saying these reports true. People are asking the questions, though.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

NFL trivia: The last time an LA resident got pissed off about what a man wearing Chiefs gear did to him? OJ Simpson and Marcus Allen.

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

I fixed that for you.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Of course, roughly half of them figure their invisible friend in the sky will intelligently design tougher brains at some point.