Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

Don’t carry skittles while wearing a hoodie

don’t be a 12 year old kid with a toy gun (shot in 2 seconds)

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

“Freedom of the press is essential to the protection of liberty. Except for Ted Diadiun. Fuck that guy.”

‘3 Days of the Condor’ is a movie about conspiracies. ‘Conspiracy Theory’ is a movie about Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts being Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Any lawyer that’s had to do doc review knows exactly how bullshit that “million pieces of information” is. It should read “a million pieces of information- from irrelevant IMs between athletic department staffers about where to get lunch that day to irrelevant emails between trustees comparing President Obama to a…

Now that the Sharks are finally in a final, I am offended that I can’t listen to Randy Hahn, who I think is a great play-by-play guy.

“Yes...Yes...This all makes very good sense. This is a good thing.”
-Jed York

How OKC sees Adam Silver and NBA brass

How is it possible for me to simultaneously be completely sick of this whole fiasco and also root for it to continue forever? These are annoying/amazing times we live in.

I, for one, am extremely happy to see the NCAA crack down on this kind of nonsense.

I can’t go to my job wearing a horsemask.

This is really the NCAA at its best. Coaches who are not the highest paid state employees; players that wont make a dime from their sport probably ever and probably go to class once in a while. But fuck that. *

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.