This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

Also, Woody Allen started dating again!

I hear ya. Can you believe all these “evolution” libtards?

“This young man needs a lesson! I’d sit him for one quarter against SMU, and three whole quarters against Lamar!”

Attention 49ers: Aldon Smith’s handicapped bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to all employees and their families.

I can’t wait for the next GTA that takes places in SF and you can unlock 49ers players to play as.

I'm really glad to see NFL teams finally taking a stand against domestic violence that is caught on video.

Thomas is having a great day. First Obama commutes his mother’s drug sentence, now he signs this huge deal. Hell, he probably even scored a sick Prime Day deal or two.

He’s only so successful because he’s built like a man.

Why would they cover hockey or soccer when they can run a story about the Lakers or Knicks, two teams that have been super relevant in the NBA lately. /s

^^^ So much this. I can’t even watch ESPN anymore. Anything but the actual coverage of sports is fucking terrible.

Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman.

Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

Amy got in a pretty good burn on LeBron too: “We both love to travel.”

All that’s missing is a failed GoFundMe campaign for the team’s legal defense fund.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

You don’t even need two-factor ID! You just need to not have literally moved a database dump containing all your old passwords in it! As with virtually every hacking ever, the user is problem 1 through 100. The managers on the Astros’ IT staff should be canned for this.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Feels like a nice time to use the best stock photo ever.