And he’s dating a model? Does that mean Gigi can’t bring work home?

What’s the group after Millennials? I think it’s more likely to be them. A lot of Millennials were raised on rock. Hell, those of us born in the mid to late 80’s as later-in-life babies to older Boomers had the best of the 60’s and 70’s as our childhood soundtrack. There’s still an appreciation for the old as well as…

I don’t wanna give you my chest size(no)
Or discuss my political mind(no)
Don’t care that you lost their numbers(no)
don’t wanna hear you whine(no)

Yeah, when he says he likes a ‘fuller’ woman, he means he likes 34D tits with a 26” waist, not 34A tits with a 26” waist. Most guys who describe their ideal woman like they’re ordering off a menu (“I’ll have the boobs with a side of meaningful opinions, please”) don’t tend to view them as human beings...

Well SOMEONE’S come a long way since Simon had to convince him to come on stage and dance...

To quote a friend, it’s been fascinating to watch him turn into a human avatar for Reddit. In all honesty though, I’ll be interested in what he has to show for himself when he’s not so desperate to look cool. Also:

A Zayn is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

By breasts you mean the ol’ ‘chunks on chest’ right?