@dennis636223: Oh puh-leeze. You know what he meant. Selling several million devices that have one of the biggest design flaws in a smartphone is comparable to Vista.

This article is full of win.

Ah yes, an omnidirectional Quad Capsule Spatial Array Stereo Microphone...

6 years.

Why don't you just ask me which of my illegitimate children from foreign countries I've conquered is least loved and forgotten?

@NaraVara: Um, you don't. They're all bloody and gross, it would totally ruin the decor of the chopper.

Jealous.

@j14: A star commenter with pink writing... :/

@OtakuMan24: at

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@OtakuMan24: Re

@badhatharry: Too many u's, take it back!

$67,000 is still ridiculous.

@grath: A firm, but not too firm handshake and an exchange of business cards would be confirmation.

Once, just once... can we have a real confirmation of aliens? Please?

Stage 1. Tough guy

Also, how is it legal for him to make a video of him smoking pot and posting it here? I've always wondered that... My favorite is when bLam gets high.

$200? Sold.

@ClevelandRock: As a black person, I am deeply... amused by your comment!

Not gonna lie, I was expecting something quite lame and stupid.