This can’t be the first time these words have been said.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

OMG. This is peak “can I speak to your manager?” hair.

The words spray painted on the building were spelled correctly. It might not have been a Trump supporter.

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

Mystic Pizza is a great movie.

Anorexia isn’t about “some presumed standard of beauty,” either. Just FYI. It’s a serious illness and isn’t just something stupid, vain women have.

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

plz note khloe’s compton hat.

They have built one between their butts.

They didn't :/

In fugly as hell gladiator sandals. When did those come back in style, and who do I have to punish for it?