I know this will be widely panned but, if your goal is top-down driving with absolutely zero worries about reliability, may I remind you of the existence of the Toyota Solara?

“... leaving them alone for the afternoon then returning to find a perfect 1:1 recreation of Michelangelo’s David made entirely of lego sitting in their foyer...”

Looks damn good, but you just know it’s been hooned nonstop . . . that’s the whole point of owning one of these.

As an old geezer who was a teenage car nerd in the 80’s, please let me explain the phenomenon of stashing turbo Buicks as future collector cars that was rampant in 1986-1987. In the mid 1980’s, the automotive world was firmly ensconced in that fuzzy, depressing state called the Malaise Era. Cars were slow. Really…

I think that some people collect things in hopes they’ll make a return on the initial cost. These people may do this because of them not understanding investments. So this $17,000 car may be worth double or triple now. Or you could’ve put that $17,000 in the stock market and you would have over $250,000. Instead you…

Plenty of cars come with self-destruct devices:

Bravo on the new purchase, the past few years of Honda’s are finally edging out the Siennas in overall quality and styling IMHO (I own a 07 and 11 Sienna.. jury is out on my next van). I feel for you and your wife- the added expense of the conversion is no small thing.

I think I saw the team at Pep Boys for the 4-for-$99 special.

Super UnderGround Rail by Tesla Trains or SUGR TTs, because Musk is 13...

All we ever wanted in Las Vegas was to connect the Monorail from Downtown, to McCarran airport. 25 years we’ve been waiting, and still not a damn movement in the direction.

If they want Tesla on board they need to give it a name that really speaks to Musk.

“We’ve traced the call, it’s coming from inside the dealership!”

The lack of hair.

It looks like a poorly executed shop class project. It’s only 7am and I already want to vomit. Everyday I wonder if 2020 can get any worse, then here comes Rob with this abomination.

You should have saved this nightmare for Halloween.

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

I know this is a savvy crowd, but I thought I’d share my “is this ad bullshit” approach.

“who is the eventual buyer of this truck?”

That should be the next community question.

You’d be surprised the lengths I’d go to get to play with a Wet Rod for a while.