Maybe one is the car that Judge Crator (look him up) vanished in?  Or, perhaps the famous missing Corvette Number 1?  Then again, maybe these are close ups of David Tracy’s back yard?

As someone who has farted in many limos (not to mention the time I...), let me say this limo is not worth farting in. This thing should be balled up into a cube and melted at the nearest junkyard.

Let me think (always dangerous): Do I really need a 1,000hp Corvette? No.

I think the crooked license plate sums up this Frank-N-Stein monster.

I think the crooked license plate sums up this Frank-N-Stein monster.

Plus, the warranty is 10 years, isn’t it?  Or did the warranty vanish along with the stock springs?

The answer is; I don’t know what it is worth.  How old is the Bimmer?  How many miles on the engine,etc. etc.

Almost all the Viagra in the world comes from Cork?  No wonder all those Irish eyes are smiling.

The Seller is working under the “I only have to find one schmuck who wants to buy this car” theory.

So, he drives 80K miles/year.  How  the hell did he have the time to do all this?

Yeah, but your color-matching outfit was a bit a much.

Unless it has dice hanging from the rearview mirror, no deal.  Overpriced for the miles and overpriced for the ugly wheels.  

Too bad he played for the Lions. He would have been #1 and played longer for a decent team with decent management.

The problem is that if the seller offered the car + $100, you would have $100 and a total POS car.  Not worth taking off the seller’s hands at any price.

Even with that low mileage, he is roughly $10 grand over the market.  

The only time I really paid attention to the number of owners was on a Mercedes. It had eight owners in nine years. I passed.

Depends on the mileage, but that engine bay looks filthy!

So, a 6'3" guy bought a Mini? Not the smartest chip on the cookie, I see. Next time tell him to take it to Carlo’s Auto Repair in Kensington, MD and chill.

If you buy a Land Rover, you will hate a Land Rover.  But, its mechanic will be your best friend.

Shasta Orange! I’m burping just thinking about it.  Not gonna think about the car.  Crack Pipe!