Not only are they unfunny, they’re a terrible mess as well.

Well, there are his single sentences that somehow make up an entire 12-line paragraph.

I believe it.

I hate everything about this story.

What else is McQuade going to write about?

If Byron Denniston isn’t featured on that Windsdor Knot podcast, then what’s the point of listening to it?

It’s been a sad state of affairs since moving to Gawker-lite.

Eichner is truly terrible.

Good ep.

So, you listened to a single episode?

Yeah, as soon as I saw that they were playing these huge venues, I figured that I’d wait a little bit before these tickets eventually show up on Groupon for like, $25.

Despite last year’s “Jeepers Creepers 3,” I am happy to see that the same cannot be said for that film’s director.

Am I the what?!

/Andy Daly shakes head in disagreement

I loathe that commercial with the hatred of a thousand suns.

/Matt Lauer nods approvingly

It’s been a long 15 years, but Glassjaw finally released their third album today, “Material Control.” I have loved these guys since 2000, and am absolutely thrilled to have their mythical third release at long last.

That’s kind of what I’ve been thinking about ever since this broke.

It’s a sad state of affairs here.

Ugh, that’s another rough one.