Jesus it’s not like Adult Swim has had bumpers for over 15 years or anything. Do people not understand how this works or wtf?

I’ve often thought about shaving my eyebrows and drawing them back on so that I will always look interested in what people are saying when they talk to me.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The thing that gets me is when they say it’s for network management to avoid harming service for light users... but then allow you to pay for unlimited bandwidth. So, heavy usage affects other people but you’re willing to say ‘screw those other people’ if I pay you an extra $30/mo?