Look, I don’t drink, but if a drunk driver has enough self-awareness to not only open Google Maps on their way home, and also somehow process that information and drive in a manner that doesn’t attract the cops, then the person driving is not drunk enough.

“There is evidence drunk drivers use the app...”

“how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around.”

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

It can’t come soon enough!

Lukewarm take: Top Gun, the original, was vastly overrated. While many recognized it for being trope-y, shallow, and over-the-top even when it was released in 1986, watched today it’s practically a comedic parody, with many parts being unintentionally funny and flat out ridiculous.

Bless FX for Baskets. I don’t know a single person who knows what it is, let alone watches it, but Louie in this role is among the best things on TV.

With Rhea Perlman as Gabrielle Haller? Not quite what I had in mind, but I could dig it.

Unfortunately neither is a documentary about plastic cups. Folks,

Jones is living proof that this is a fallacy. The only reason he was banned from social media is because the left DIDN’T ignore him. Instead we pointed out that he was a hate-mongering psycho and eventually something was done. Do you honestly think Facebook or Youtube would have cared otherwise?

Good news is that without Net Neutrality, all the other websites might get throttled enough to where Kinja doesn’t look so bad...

B U T

This just in: 80% of Americans (us rural people) have 1 choice of internet service provider. Guess how good the service is in monopoly land.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

- narration from the upcoming Werner Herzog documentary about this guy

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

Psh not with Super Hulu no-ads 4k Premium or whatever the highest tier is I’m paying $11.99 a month for. I haven’t seen an ad in months. My parents describe some new funny Geico animals to me and I have zero concept what they’re talking about. 

Next, has anyone found a way to keep their annoying previews from auto playing if I stop scrolling for a freaking second in the app? I cannot fathom why they thought it was a good idea to just start blaring unwanted video and noise just because my cursor stopped moving.

Sounds like your actual reason to cancel is because you don’t like the selection and not because of ads.