Almost got tripped up when the herbal mint tea in our office stash was suddenly replaced with a mint black tea, but chamomile always has your back.

I don’t understand why ESPN would single her out for this, I thought All Takes Matter over there?

Willson better be careful, he can’t really afford to catch another L

By and large it seems like when responding to the Haka, the only winning move is not to play New Zealand

Rumor has it he keeps playing to facilitate his gambling habits. If only there were a team who could desperately use a fan favorite player to get people in the door regardless of rooting interest that was located in a city known for its gambling.

Did...did he EAT any socks?

Can we at least name something BoatsBotesy McBoatsBotesface in recognition of the people’s votes?

He needs all that caffeine so his heart can pump the syrup that is his blood.

Following a conversation in my office: who’s the most notorious person to attend your alma mater?

Shy of the ground swallowing the arena, the only way this series ends is an OT own-goal

17. Getting hit by a car Getting hit by a Jart
18. Croquet Jarts

Nothing gold can stay

He might be the MVP, but he’d have been hero if he took a chance and got his bonus AND his 69th 3 of the season.

This is Sparky. He was a good boy. I miss him every day.

“And the NHLPA has now publicly confirmed that it has no interest or intention of engaging in any discussion that might make Olympic participation more attractive to the Clubs.”

*Merrick Garland calls a balk*

I always knew I’d have to sacrifice all of my dignity to make it out of the greys.

*scrolls down to comments*
*overshoots straight into Bill Simmons’s ass*
What the fuck just happened

Whatever the over/under is on people who point out that the comments are closed on the bracket post, I’ll take the over

I’m Mr Peanut