Thanks to a set of shakers at the movie theater a while back, I can say my personal favorite is essentially powdered hot cocoa mix.

I struck out in a game of kickball once.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that the study on false accusations is hosted at idaho.gov?

“Wait, your religion has you believe in predetermined eternal suffering?”

“Yeah, there aren’t many Calvinists left anymore.”

His fellow freshmen, meanwhile, remain oblivious to the poor taste of their new favorite cry, “Saquon THAT!”

What if they extended the regular season to 18 weeks, but keep the number of games the same? Every team gets two bye weeks, and they get an extra week of regular-season tv revenue. Literally everybody wins...right?

Of course someone named Lonn Trost is behind this; with a name like that, dude was practically born to play Sepp Blatter’s second in command in a Bond movie.

It seems like Baylor and Tennessee have had a lot more cases of sexual assault pop up lately. Do you think they’re that much worse than other schools, or are they just under more scrutiny at the moment?