Bray Wyatt. A once in a generation superstar that WWE said “Let’s just fuck his career path up in every way possible.”

I didn’t vote for Hillary in November.

I voted for this goddamn seat.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling.

Well this is gonna get good because players are definitely going to kneel their first chance.

Congratulations. You’re a dipshit.

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

It’s not. “A thrower-in is allotted 5 seconds from the time he receives the ball from the official to release the pass to any player on the court”

with no context for this game, i will say that the logo at half court kills me

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

He’s just promoting his new game.

Seems like we’re in the “bastard” part of the cycle, huh?

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

I like Katie, but suspect I would not like her as much if it was five times as often.

Dropping the “Hussein” when referring to Obama and resorting to juvenile insults like “libtard” is a telltale sign you’ve lost the argument. Also, it was the right who were criticizing Obama over his golfing while expecting no one to say anything about Trump, despite Trump on Twitter complaining about Obama and…

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.