The most remarkable thing to me.is he’s doing this on a .176 BABIP

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

I think this, like everything else in life, is happening for a reason. But then again I’m a big believer in fathan.

I don’t know if anyone else has seen it but there’s a show called QB1 that was on Netflix(in Canada anyway) that followed Ol’ Tathan and the Georgia QB throughout their senior years of HS and they’re both just the dumbest football bros imaginable. It’s great.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

my life is divided into two parts now: the time before yesterday evening when I saw the flying poop for the first time, and everything that will come after that moment.

No. I was making a joke.

I made this...I don’t know where I thought this was going, but I wanted to share...

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

“False.”

That ESPN replaced Bomani with this guy is a damned tragedy. LeBatard, Ryen Russillo and Bomani made for a good afternoon of sports talk radio, even if Rusillo teetered towards “I’m the lone voice of reason” too often. After LeBatard, ESPN radio is now a complete wasteland and still better than any of the other…

Because grandstanding about unimportant shit is how they get elected.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

You could say he was laughing off the criticisms, displaying an otherworldly calm.
OR
Bortles Chortles at Mortals.

Good-ass tweet there.

The fact of the matter is that he shouldn’t need evidence he is innocent

They weren’t quite as bad in 2016 as their record might lead you to believe. Here is a list of 10 games they lost by single digits that they had legit shots of winning: