Dunno, but I'm pretty sure the one starting all the fights in my drunk aunt.

I don't know what you're talking about.

be that guy... it's the only way people learn.

If the bricks are sealed properly, they should float. Assuming they are wrapped/bagged properly.

I highly rec-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-omemend this post.

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

So the resultant diarrhea from tacos is not a cleanse? I feel like my six years in Austin was wasted.

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

Okay but, you know, my cat even waits for me outside the bathroom. He CAN'T get enough of me, for real.

"some deserve zero and a snotty note on the receipt."

When he started to get on the gas, I pooped a little for him.