The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

What have you done recently to help demoralize a cop into accidentally and begrudgingly taking a more responsible and humane approach to policing? Sound off in the comments.

I want the Warriors to win, but more than that, I want to see elimination game James Harden. I love nothing more than watching him slowly loaf to either end of the floor throwing up bricks that could be airballs, while he stares off glassy eyed and coughs up double digit turnovers.

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

Apologies in advance for my crassness, but I would never stop ejaculating if I got to watch James Harden get swept next week.

I couldn’t find it online, but my favorite Curry play last night came late, when he stole a pass and, while trying to start a break, gave a high-five to Durant.

Most Americans probably get winded riding an escalator in the normal fashion.

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.

I was drinking on a Game 5 schedule, meaning I had just finished my first beer when Carlos Beltran struck out to end the game.

I know the Yankees make most reasonable people’s jaw tight but c’mon- this team is fun to watch....

Wow - maybe we’ll see these two teams play each other on Sunday Night Baseball sometimes now!

Do rich people’s washing machines speed up the more they use them?

“I believe I made that catch, sir. With this hand. See?”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”