Just think about how amazing parenthood would be if you had personal assistants and world class nannies, day and night. I would have like 10 kids. You basically only have to deal with them when you want to.

Of course she has a live-in nanny along with a personal assistant. "Me" time is easier to have if somebody else is watching the baby while you're having it.

I will admit that tamales taste terrible.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

Because maybe he was a non-verbal, large 2 year old, and if the mom had done what moms did in the past with non-verbal kids - get his hand, give a quick slap to the hand, so he can associate hitting his mother with pain - people would call CPS on her for child abuse.

Reward the good behavior, ignore the bad. Sounds crazy, but it works.

I don't think most parents "let" their kids hit them. Most little kids go through a hitting/biting phase. You're supposed to restrict their movement or ignore or act visibly hurt. But you can't just haul off and smack the kid back, you know?

And it's not like Disney movies have never had characters die, for Pete's sake. Let's see, off the top of my head: Frozen, Bambi, The Lion King...

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

I think the photo of them is beautiful, but that wall looks like moldy cauliflower to me.

They are indeed.

That family is a bunch of shitheads.

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

Early Aughties: 2000s

Early 2000s. No explanation necessary.

I'm voting for the 2010s.

Um, this decade? SAY NO TO NORMCORE

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