Holy SHIT. Those employees are going to get destroyed in court.

Watch this lead to a dramatic decrease in skin cancer. The weirder the tan lines, the more sunscreen people will wear to prevent them.

As a ginger I don't know what confuses me more, the idea that someone wouldn't wear sunscreen, or the idea that people tan so evenly! PSA: Always put on sunscreen before you put the suit on!

I believe this one gets my vote for worst.

Charlize Theron had a relationship with that lead singer. Between your story and now Sean Penn I think she has two eyes that are blind.

Ugh, Taco Bell? If Subway was doing this I'd be more confident, but Taco Bell?

Dramatic reenactment of the study:

I'm not going to lie: it's possible we're going to see her on an FBI watch list in 15 years.

I saw her in a shampoo commercial yesterday. Good God, this woman should not speak! There was nothing enthusiastic or convincing in the one line she had.

her face is cute but not beautiful/sexy. she looks like a very tall toddler which i'm sure men find sexy but I don't get off on children

I just want to say that I like frozen blueberries better than fresh. If they start to get old/soft, just freeze them and eat them frozen. Yum!

Lesson or Skill: Learn how to make weekly schedules

Forgiveness.

Lesson: There are other people in the world. Corollary: they will think differently than you do on a wide variety of things. Your opinion is not necessarily right.

Oh wow 20 year old guys smoking weed....WELCOME TO MY DORM ROOM

Because the baby won't be doing that?

He also smells like hookers a lot, so I think he's cheating on me.