it's difficult to not see Herman's disproportionate reaction to being touched by a gay man as questionable

Not wanting to see Madonna's nipples (or Rihanna's asscrack) doesn't make me an ageist or a prude. It means I simply don't want to see Madonna's nipples or Rihanna's asscrack.

Anyone else miss the good old days when Madonna got attention for making incredible music, instead of attention-getting bullshit Miley fucking Cyrus would dismiss as too desperate for words? Extra fail points: Making me feel sorry for Nuclear Wintour.

When you're Madge's age, I don't think 'mummy' is necessarily the look you should be shooting for.

Can you say "desperate for attention?"

I believe that there are certain qualities that may be worthy of rape.

Hipster Elizabeth Bathory says "I was into this before it was cool."

Oh sure, when I say this, people think I'm weird.

But they are just acrobats and performers. They aren't the ones exploiting the animals.

I need a Photoshop genius to put Cumberbatch and Hiddles faces on those otters now, please.

My first comment about Frano's pic was "He looks moist"

I've never heard of an allergic reaction flaring up again after it was disposed of. Why do celebrities always have weird medical issues? Is it just code for drug problem?

My point was that the existence of a sonogram showing she was pregnant doesn't in any way prove she had an abortion. She may have, or may not have. Either way, Mayweather's a dick of the highest order.

Being from Oklahoma she should seriously know better. I must be feeling extra sensitive today because my blood is boiling.

Let he who hasn't used an Instagram filter cast the first stone.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!