There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

With all these capybaras around, the tournament is sure to be a ROUSing success.

If they didn’t have one prepped for Pokemon Go then that’s hilariously sad.

It’s a bullshit excuse. The programmers aren’t usually the ones tweeting, it’s social media experts or community staff save for small indie developers, but this company makes 10 million a day now, if they don’t have a community manager they are a badly run company.

That is like 80% PR bullshit, 15% trying to pretend to be human and likable, and 5% useful information but not really.

- We have removed the ‘3-step’ display in order to improve upon the underlying design. The original feature, although enjoyed by many, was also confusing and did not meet our underlying product goals. We will keep you posted as we strive to improve this feature.

I don’t think anyone buying these behemoths are all that concerned about fuel economy.

She checked the game’s map and, sure enough, some sort of GPS weirdness was causing her character to pace back and forth, gaining distance even though the phone wasn’t moving.

“I still got the fucking Charmander, bitch,” had me rolling. Good man.

bnaned

One billion miles!

He means regular tacos and he’s WRONG because Doritos Locos tacos are DELICIOUS.

Honestly the Locos Tacos and IMHO are superior to the regular tacos from Taco Bell.

People are so desperate to feel a little bit powerful in their lives that they’ll break rules to advantage themselves in a virtual game about intelligent silverbacks and morphing robots, that’s why.

cd-drive?

To 1), Blizzard has the tools to go back and review matches in which cheating is being reported, so they’d be able to clearly see if somebody is or not.

Something something participation trophies.