If there’s one guy who doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt often enough, it’s Roger Goodell.

“Why Your Team Sucks: Donald Trump 2016” is a perfectly good use of his time.

So your thought process is:

Ask any free agent if they believe a word Jeff Loria says.

Awesome kinja right there.

Atta boy, Mahty!

Fryman was my boy. Favorite player when I was a kid, for who knows what reason.

Bill Pulsipher

Some of the Emmitt Smith jokes are whiffs, but this was solid. +1

Joey Gallo

?????????

“Don’t really see what the problem is”

Mediocre minds think alike.

Jillian’s doesn’t look too much worse for the wear.

troll harder

The disconnect is that police use excessive force constantly all over the country, but — like so many other problems in this country — the negative effects are felt the worst by black citizens. Black city leaders and a diverse police force don’t change that.

I love you.

There’s probably loads of conservative ‘talent’ at ESPN, and we don’t know about it because who fucking cares what their political views are. They’re *supposed* to be there to report sports news, right?

Always highlight truthers.

Scammers intentionally keep their English barely coherent and throw up red flags. It separates the wheat from the chaff, ensuring only the most gullible people bother to go through with it.