If your advice includes telling someone to set themselves on fire, it is time to log off.

You son of a bitch.

>sandwich

Roger Goodell only wishes he could do the kind of professional ad hoc ass-covering FIFA does. Kneel before your god.

I thought you were dead, Ms. Rand.

Ah yes, the fine Irish cafes where the great poets mused in the 1920s.

"I'm sure he'll be all better with the name change."

Hopefully it didn't deflate the basketballs too much or we'd have a REAL scandal on our hands.

I'm crying, and I don't know if it's because I'm happy or I'm sad.

You can really tell he's going to be nostalgic about this moment.

I want this to be true.

Sensitive dicks at least get to fulfill their purpose. The insensitive ones are useless and just everyone an awkward sadness.

This was viral before YouTube — iFilm FTW!

Too many guys on the line of scrimmage. They'd get penalized for illegal formation an infinite number of times.

Excellent list.

I don't know if I have one least favorite, but one that springs to mind is Wil Cordero. Overrated and beat his wife.

I'm not sure they know how to do anything else. Maybe I'm being charitable, but they might be a bunch of Darren Rovells who don't speak a language except Brandese.

"where it all went wrong"

Might as well let the kids know at a young age that everyone cheats and unless it's flagrant, nobody will care.

Boy you would think the lamest joke in sports would die after this Super Bowl, but I guess not!