Good that we're not leaving the important issues ignored.

So we got a lineman here.

Ha!

Perfectly timed for the Cardinals' exit!

Yay for humility on the Internet!

I doubt the worst offenders are minors. I think it's much more likely that young adults would be behind it. Most teenagers don't have enough awareness of the world to know what grievance is. They haven't had dreams stopped by realities yet. No, the true anger comes from adults.

Seriously, I was at 13 inches when I started commenting on the Internet for the first time. I'm up to 20 now.

Yes!

[MRSA joke]

It's also sanctioned by the Constitution, which occasionally still overrides the Church of Football.

—-> THE JOKE
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YOUR HEAD

What's it like playing for Rex Ryan?

"unnecessarily running, diving into, cutting, or throwing the body against or on a player who (i) is out of the play or (ii) should not have reasonably anticipated such contact by an opponent, before or after the ball is dead"

One of the definitions of unnecessary roughness: "unnecessarily running, diving into, cutting, or throwing the body against or on a player who (i) is out of the play or (ii) should not have reasonably anticipated such contact by an opponent, before or after the ball is dead"

Hey, that's a funny question. You should make this a regular thing!

[insert joke about Brooklyn rabbis and circumcision]

And come to think of it, maybe that first two-game suspension was a little light.

This would be so satisfying.

Once again we have forgotten who the REAL VICTIM™ is.

In section 224(c) of the CBA, I believe there is a clause for the commissioner to levy punishment at will if he is "up shit's creek, or otherwise totally fucked."