Break into Konami, steal the Fox Engine, and then force Kojima to make a new stealth action franchise where some crazy retired soldier fights HYDRA, Gundams, and the X-Men.

• Increased AI usage of Inquisitors. Especially Phillip.

You know what they say “the squeaky wheel gets greased”.

All is lost.

Still annoys me that the game wasn’t called “Beachcast”...

That would be cool, actually. You end the quest by giving her hope, thereby she stops crying (at least there) and moves on.

cry.

The issue with Mighty No. 9 wasn’t that it was bad, it was just meh. It was neither good nor bad. For something that wanted to be the next Mega Man, that made it a huge let down.

Well if there was one thing missing from the Battlefield games, it was not knowing what the fuck just killed me. 

I assume the easiest thing to do was remove her. I decided to look into this story because I sensed that this would be an interesting one in terms of thinking about how games establish setting, how NPCs function based on the limits of how deeply a game world can be simulated, and about how devs…

A better way to do it would have been to turn it into a subtle little story. Post-patch you notice her crying has stopped or changed, and go to look.

Death Stranding is going to be the answer to the question of Kojima’s lauded brilliance. I’ve always wondered how much of his talent and genius was due to Konami and his handlers keeping a tight leash on him.

I got the feeling it’s going to be bad. As much as i LOVE MGS. It’s one of my favorite game series of all time. But death standing looks...... Dumb.

Hey if it’s bad, it’s bad. I’m sure we all fail at times. My biggest wish is that the game developers learn something from those failures they endure. For me Kojima’s biggest advantage has been the fact that he always tries new things, even when he does so many similar games in a row, they all have something really…

Turn it into a drinking game somehow while watching YouTubers play it cuz there’s a good chance it’ll be 85% cinema and 10% game play (5% intricate loading times of highly detailed possibly nude Norman Reedus smoking a cigarette while the game gives safety tips and pointers)

Well, that’s just a given.

That wouldn’t discredit the work of Metal Gear I don’t think.

We start burning the woman and raping the churches.

Everyone will still praise it as an 21/10 masterpiece just because his name is on it. Look at MGSV.

Shrug and move on.