By their own prudish conservative rules, Michelle wins because we ain’t never seen her titties.

Y’know, I’m kind of an old, relatively speaking, but I cannot for the life of me fathom the complaints relative to “short controller cords.”

If the NES Classic was built to evoke the look and feel of yesteryear, then guess what? The cords were short! We were tethered to our systems by them at all times, and damn it…

I bought RDR 1 on a whim because I was bored and needed something to do. I was never a fan of GTA or any sort of open world games, and even since I have barely played any of them.

I don’t know - I’d say that interjecting one’s self into a conservation and completely changing the topic or being condescending to all involved parties, just for the hell of it, is pretty classic kinja.

The Update Program usually rolls out updates 1-2 times every week, not like updates to non-participants which are much less. It usually takes 15-30 minutes to download and install. And it’s almost always as soon as you get home and want to play.

I hear you, I love my physical preorder goodies - these days you’re lucky to even get a manual. And it’s not like they no longer make them, but now they’re part of the “Super Premium Ultra Deluxe Plus Edition”, and you have to pay an extra $50.

omg mafia wars was the best/worst

“We got to show off Sombra in ways that we wouldn’t have otherwise been able to. People get an idea of who she is and a little bit of her personality before we even unveiled her.”

Oh yes, I’ll be sure to hand over my passport and any other necessary documents you’ll need to get that cheat through for me.

I enjoy the show but I hate Yuri so much....then again I’m biased because I love my trash son Yurio. He’s a little shit.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah this is the point where they lose me... like, if you want to say “we’re looking in other directions because we get the impression that Blizzard doesn’t intend to ever release their own legacy servers,” I can understand that. But they really don’t have any justification for being so sanctimonious about…

Butter, who must have gotten a 0 on his reading comprehension test on his SAT.

Yes, yes. We know the modern gamer is entitled to not encounter any hardship or inconvenience. Random battles have always padded out games. Some balance them in more than others. Doesn’t mean it’s broken. Just means you don’t like it.

Apparently this is the first time you see the results of cutting yourself.

Pay to win, or pay or wait ?

I don’t see any hastily-written Cyrillic swears or screaming Brazilian children pinging my hero every femtosecond in those Dota screenshots, pretty sure that’s still false advertising.

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

There’s no hyphen in grade school. If you’re going to grammar truther then do it right.

shake it’s cute little butt