Applies to Resident Evil, too. Unfortunately.

1. Fuck you 2. You are lactose intolerant and should stop eating dairy 3. See point 1

i may not have liked some of the DLC we ended up getting, but i can tell you i did not shed a tear for not having gotten goku, and i don’t know anyone (in my fairly large group of competitive smash playing friends/frenemies/nemeses) else who did either.

There’s got to be at least....3 people who are excited.

An article about sex in games on Kotaku that WASN’T written by Patricia Hernandez?

Just another Silicon Valley brat following his own rules. A real San Franciscan would have been too high to interfere.

Is this in reference to the Salvage duping thing? For some reason, that irks me more because that was a blatant exploitation of a game bug to duplicate gear. Actually, now that I typed that out, maybe they’re not that different after all =/

The politics is mostly centered on those two sites. Deadspin has Ley and commenters writing terrible, terrible puns. Gizmodo has its own culture wars. But Gawker and Jez focus enough on politics to have a dedicated troll like that.

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

Every single tube contains 2 drops of fresh-squeezed lip juice from Kylie’s own plump lip teats.

Also, locking on is for FILTHY CASUALS.

They never said they would put the top vote. Who cares if he was the top vote? There’s no place for him in the game.

Probably never. I have a feeling that sony made your user name the same as your back end identifier. The reason you can change so easily on xbox is because every user has an identifier code that always stays the same, and the gamertag is on a different level. Sony probably did not make that split and have no idea what…

Irrelevant, and unfunny.

I feel like I’m the only longtime Fallout fan who unapologetically enjoys this game. Sure, the dialogue/non-combat options are lacking, but what IS there is a super rich world with a really fun crafting system. I feel like people are only focusing on what it lacks, rather than what it provides. It’s still a damn joy…

I remember reading this exact quote when the first images of the N64 controller leaked.

To be fair... if Nintendo ported Melee over to Wii U and announced all other versions would be discontinued for all time... Melee players would still find a way to complain.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

okay I have a crazy idea

“Oh wow, another adventure game where a white male protagonist solves all his problems by running places and shooting guns? HOW FRESH.”