Winning is probably their third or fourth priority. If it’s even that high up.

Yup.

This is the true answer. He found someone who never questions him and never looked back. Winning isn’t as important to Jerry as having his ass kissed. Everyone in Dallas knows it.

YES!!!

That’s the one I was picturing...

I plan to do the same thing with the car my mom taught me to drive in. Except it’s a more boring Toyota Starlet. 

Very, very wrong.

Weird how the most liberal site was the first one to go.

Who is next?

Are we talking about the same apartment building that is directly across the street from the Dallas police headquarters?

Clearly.

That second picture is freaking awesome!

Same. To everything you just said.

Dude.

Using “Boss” is also a tell that you’ve been in prison.

Good.

I was hoping to become DualClutchDan, but most likely TorqueConverterTom.

Letting go of the manual is really going to make this a lot easier. I have accepted that all of the things I want out of my next car just aren’t going to be found in a new car with a manual.

It never works out that way. If you and your wife have a baby, both cars need to have four doors. Not until the kid is old enough to strap themselves in is a two door acceptable.

I’m in the grays, and I never look around.