Good.

No wonder GPM never gets better.

This will forever be one of my favorites. 

I was hoping to become DualClutchDan, but most likely TorqueConverterTom.

Letting go of the manual is really going to make this a lot easier. I have accepted that all of the things I want out of my next car just aren’t going to be found in a new car with a manual.

It never works out that way. If you and your wife have a baby, both cars need to have four doors. Not until the kid is old enough to strap themselves in is a two door acceptable.

I’m in the grays, and I never look around.

I’d drive that.

between the two press units that lied in my driveway

The S5 Sportback does have a rear hatch. And it’s huge! That’s part of the selling point for me.

I’m actually considering the S5 Sportback. Seems to be everything a Jalopnik with a small family could ever want. Minus the manual transmission, but I’ve accepted reality now.

This thing looks great in red.

They said Guyger lived in a “high-crime” area, which made her hyper vigilant.

It’s asking the leader of a football team about a decision related to the football team’s roster

Hey, these goal posts aren’t going to move themselves.

FYI, im a huge car guy

You’re right. It’s hard. Let’s quit trying.

Or they could just make those gas guzzlers more fuel efficient. Just because it’s hard doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

They have always been this way. They were lying before when they claimed to be the party of small government and states’ rights and fiscal responsibility. 

There it is.