Now this is the kind of laser focus they need over on Deadspin!

Pretty sure someone at the dealership thought it was a Prius and bought it at auction.

These people must never be forgiven. And they must always be reminded how fucking stupid they are for falling for this crap.

Yup. The full conversation goes like this:

Holy shit! This is shockingly corrupt. Even for these shockingly corrupt assholes.

What is this “fight” even about? Why is the Trump administration upset that manufacturers want to exceed the requirements?

Everything you just said.

I must agree.

I’ll need to see proof of this claim.

That’s not what happened.

weaselly as shit.

Yes, you most certainly are.

I was kind of into it, until that last shot where it raised up on its hind legs to howl. That mouse is fucking cool.

This looks great! I’ll take one.

Wrong. Number one is most definitely tequila. Most definitely. 

Does it have billionaire doors, and if so, which kind?

I would but nobody seems to know how to drive a stick anymore.

I doubt that he was self aware.

Confirmed. Jerry Jones doesn’t give a fuck about winning the Superbowl.

Honestly, Jerry Jones seems like he cares more about his own popularity (“I’m right, Zeke is wrong”) than he does about winning the Super Bowl.