That’s not what happened.

weaselly as shit.

Yes, you most certainly are.

I was kind of into it, until that last shot where it raised up on its hind legs to howl. That mouse is fucking cool.

This looks great! I’ll take one.

Wrong. Number one is most definitely tequila. Most definitely. 

Does it have billionaire doors, and if so, which kind?

I would but nobody seems to know how to drive a stick anymore.

I doubt that he was self aware.

Confirmed. Jerry Jones doesn’t give a fuck about winning the Superbowl.

Honestly, Jerry Jones seems like he cares more about his own popularity (“I’m right, Zeke is wrong”) than he does about winning the Super Bowl.

Ha!

I still see a bunch of Starlets around. They are either extremely well preserved or complete pieces of crap, but they all run. Toyota really overbuilt those things.

Quantum Gray is quite nice.

Is this yours in the pic? If so, it’s freaking awesome!

No, trust me. Not being Brandon Weeden helps.

Oh this is just awesome. And of course Lizard King is in on it.

I really wish I still had my 1981 Toyota Starlet. It was a perfectly proportioned hatchback. My mom bought it new and we drove it all over the United States. When it became mine after high school I drove it into the ground. I wish I had taken better care of it. I didn’t know what I had at the time. I can see talking…

They are the reason I quit when I was a kid.

Well that’s a reference I wasn’t expecting to see today.