And there you have it. The best theory of all.

Moby and Dimebag? I’m so buying this book.

And we have a winner.

Tell me about the backseat. Can I put a five year old back there regularly? 

I don’t know why, but something about this car appeals to me. It is so weird but in a cool way. I kind of want it. But certainly not at that price.

I like this a lot more than Camry.

Wait, you still have the lung power to run far enough for your knee to start hurting? You’ve got me beat.

Good lord these people are fucking idiots. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to respect a Republican.

So many people don’t realize that bougie doesn’t have to mean asshole. It also doesn’t have to mean rich. It obviously helps, but is not a requirement.

I’ll never understand the “It was good enough for me so that’s all you need” attitude. I want nothing more than for my daughter to have a better life than me. I want her to be better than me. I don’t see how everybody doesn’t want that for their children.

What’s worse is when you find a place that looks nice and then you get there and order and eat and realize it’s nothing but an upgraded version of Applbees. It’s a very disappointing feeling.

This is such a great story.

I mean, it’s hard to argue with idiots.

Whoa! What the fuck is going on down there in the comments?

Interesting...

I can’t get over the fact that he has successfully daily driven an MGB for five years. That boggles my mind.

Oh that sounds awesome. 

I’ve always loved the look of these cars, but what did they do to the front end on this one? They’ve screwed up the wedge.

This right here.

Every single one of us who read this article now gets this joke. If it were a true inside joke, we still wouldn’t get it. An inside joke needs more than just a simple explanation.