Season 1 is garbage entertainment for sociopaths. It’s before they tuned in the actual balance between “we’re laughing at these awful people because we agree with them and that’s awesome” and “we’re laughing at these awful people because they’re a fucking mess.”

Nah because Dennis is ultimately a loser, and I think that’s one of the better things about his character. He isn’t a golden gold, he’s just some schmuck. Like the high school reunion, game show episode or the Wolf Cola PR debacle, he doesn’t actually succeed when he’s presented to the public. That’s part of what…

But she’s so wonderful I can’t talk about her without crying!!!!!!11!!

Wendi Deng has the world’s most obvious fetish and in spite of the implications I respect it

My main takeaway from this is that David Geffen and, by extension, the Democratic Party, can FUCK OFF FOREVER

Yeah I can’t get on the “Jen Garner is so pure and good!” train while she’s making millions from predatory consumer capitalism. She really hurting for money that bad? Probably not!

Whenever people talk shit about single parents, I think about widows and people who’ve escaped abusive relationships etc. So they’re just what, complete assholes who couldn’t possibly be good parents?

Don’t forget that Henry Cavill is a massive asshole and is definitely part of the problem in Hollywood.

Must be nice to be so naive. Enjoy it for yourself, but don’t use that lack of knowledge to undermine other people. Just sit there quietly and play with your toys like a good little lad.

It’s not my story to tell, so all I’m going to say is this:

Yup. Just cutting him gives fuel to the fire of the CENSORSHIP!!!!! FIRST AMMMENDMUNT!!!!! crowd. But yeah Fallon’s definitely not the guy to have a substantive conversation with anyone about anything!

Yeah after the whole “posting a list of baby names in public” I find just about anything believable with her. She seems like exactly the kind of selfish asshole to do something like that to someone who really wants distance from her. OH YOU SAID WE CAN BE FRIENDS WELL FINE I SEND MY FRIENDS PORN SELFIES GOOD LUCK…

It’s also not done artistically and looks cheap so like what’s the point exactly

lol if that’s not mean what is

I’m starting to think that this Nicki Minaj person might be an asshole!

Because Stephen Spielberg is one of the most powerful men in Hollywood and could get literally anyone to bankroll his movies, and Lady Gaga is not one of the most powerful men in Hollywood who could get literally anyone to bankroll her movies.

EWWWWWWWWW! Ugh! The worst. Bless Jeff Garlin for telling that story tho

Fashion is so fucking bad right now. I recently went to a rich people party and saw the wife of a tech exec, a woman in her early 30s with multiple millions at her disposal, wearing something my kindergarten teacher would have worn on laundry day in 1989. No doubt the ensemble cost four figures at least.

OK People mag pump the brakes on the use of the word “shame” with respect to nail polish.

I think you’re right in the sense that any sort of fall from grace is tough for the person who falls. I have a sort of compassion for both Louis and Roseanne for this, even though they both definitely got what they deserved.