Good job. You wrote a thing that made me feel deeply ashamed for spending time in an internet comment section. I will never regain the time I spent reading your comment and thinking about how fucking stupid it is. Thank you.

They’re getting “Trump’s money” how, now?

She’s enough of a noxious dweeb that she watched her boyfriend piss on the tatters of his professional reputation for the sake of an exceedingly lame 420 joke and didn’t run away right then and fucking there. She sucks too. Not as much as him, but enough that she’s probably really happy with him.

If he was a garbageman making $7.50 an hour I’d believe coincidence. He isn’t that. He’s an asshole.

“You can toss those female embryos, fertility doctor. Elon won’t be needing those.”

Yeah what kind of ASSHOLES get excited by free food?!?!? I wonder....I wonder....

Oh shit she’s THAT Mary Bono? As in, wife of Sonny? Wow.

They can and will continue to do what you describe in your second paragraph. Lorne’s goal is to stay on the air (i.e., continue to make money), not to actually take a stand. That’s a pretty good reason to stop watching the show.

Bless your heart.

I put a caveat in there. Might want to read the whole comment before writing your next novel. Or not, who cares.

I’m going to try to be as nice about this as possible, but anyone who is pinning hopes on “something” coming from this Stormy Daniels situation other than her and her slimy-ass lawyer making a ton of money (and, in his case, launching a political career)...y’all are going to be very disappointed.

If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

Adam Sandler is a Republican

TF are you talking about? I wasn’t saying they worked together. Harvey Weinstein’s movies have grossed billions too. It’s not just money.

Harvey. Weinstein.

This comment made me think about those cops who let Jeffrey Dahmer go:

Anyone who’s all “in today’s climate...” is either a) guilty, b) an extreme asshole or c) both.

Aren’t tragedies supposed to bring couples closer together? 

I find them both gross so I’d like to say that either could do better but I don’t think they can =(

What is the rule about being a wedding date? I’m v confused