It’s hard to feel glad that another person is going to be subject to the horrors of the American prison system, and yet...this is good. Good.

That’s your argument? The wizard MAGA crowd is actually good because these three fictional characters would want to Make Hogwarts Great Again?

I planned to change my name from my father’s name a few years ago...never got around to it. May in the future. He’s not Manafort-level bad, but still a shitheel. I would want EVERYONE to know I was making that decision.

You seem like a very emotionally stable, healthy person who knows how to deal well with your feelings and I am very glad that you get to own an instrument designed to cause death. Smooches!

Gotta love STATZ and POLLING 

Calls me dramatic

Exactly! Put on a goddamn sweater, people!

He seems like he could easily be above 6'6". I have dated several dudes that height or above and I’m about 5'4". Seems about that proportion to me.

Cat people are....let’s just say that I wouldn’t want to be the politician who proposed that particular plan.

Exactly! Hearing very famous people talk is often insufferable. I listened to a podcast interview with Tom Hanks recently and had to turn it off because his lack of self-awareness was so awkward. Dude did not know how to take a joke compliment—he just thought it was a regular compliment and ran with it. So…

His teeth look like chiclets. They couldn’t be more obviously fake. They’re the teeth equivalent of the facades on those false-front buildings people built in Western towns to make the one-story buildings look bigger. He probably doesn’t need to floss because they’re all connected to each other. They probably cost him…

That pretty much squares with my take on Texas. South Carolina is not nearly so urbane. There are probably SC-like pockets within Texas that are bigger than SC in the aggregate but then there’s Austin etc.

I was talking about Nebraska—I’m not surprised by Texas. Texas is super diverse. It has like three of the largest cities in the country. Nebraska has...I’m assuming...corn and sorghum?

I have read TWICE now that temperatures below some arbitrary mid-70s point are “sexist” because ALL WOMEN ARE ALWAYS COLD (first time was in Vogue September ‘18 issue and second was in an article about this very debate).

I was talking about South Carolina, for the record—I’ve lived in several Southern states, by it’s in South Carolina that I saw the most cars/trucks sporting bumper stickers saying something to the effect of “I keep my gun on me at all times and if you do something I don’t like on the road i will actually murder you.”…

I’m baffled by that as well. Maybe a lot of them lied?

If I still lived in a place where people have a lot of guns and someone rang my doorbell like that in the middle of the night, I’d assume they were desperate for help. It is incredibly risky to get on a stranger’s property in gun nut territory, especially when the witching hour of paranoia (any time after 6pm,…

He seems like he’d be sinewy AF. I’ll pass on eating him, but I am happy to tax his ass into the stone age.

That may be it. My guess is more that Elon threatened to sue the shit out of her.

Counterpoint: he’s not INSANE, he’s famous. This is what happens to famous people. Do you have any idea how many people in the entertainment industry think that everything they do is so groundbreaking, so vital, so intellectual, so deep? Nearly all of them.