Bats fly with wings. Birds fly with wings. You do the math...
Oh wait.

Absorb what you can.

1-8-5 PP doo doo...I’m in your corner!

Oh fuck! Patient just died in Room 105! Cirrosis of the eye!

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

You deserve the slow clap.

In fairness, evolution is just a theory.

“In the past, we’ve had visible fungi growing on the ISS, and we want to know what that fungi is,”

“We have no idea why they went so far...for such short periods of time”

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

Last thing I want is my Boëing to fall apart mid flight cause someone lost a dowel.

***Warning lights and alarm goes off in the cabin***

Show me how to make Krispy Kreme glazed donuts and I won't leave the house nor will I be able to fit out the door after a month.

As a Type 1 diabetic of 44 years, well, yeah. You should also see what blood glucose test strips, etc., cost. The interesting thing there is that a lot of the heavy-lifting research on these things was done (AFAIK) at public universities. Not all, by any means, and it is costly to get things through the FDA…

Who's an ittiy bitty nova? Who's an itty bitty super nova?

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

"Creature report, Creature report..."