I’m familiar with regular cooking oil, but what’s special about combat cooking oil? My brain at first had a bit of weirdness trying to parse that headline...

The video is also garbage, as the main lifehack from it means buying a purpose built tool to prevent splattering.

I tend to spend the most time on Gawker while I’m at work and can’t watch videos, so I appreciate the text version.

“Spoilers below, for those who would rather read than watch a 90-second video that clearly illustrates what to do.”

Thank you for the written description of what was in the video. No thank you to “**Spoilers below, for those who would rather read than watch a 90-second video that clearly illustrates what to do.**” which struck me as condescending - I think it is the “clearly illustrates” as if I’m too lazy to watch the video or I…

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

There’s no way she eats pastrami, because she probably thinks mayonnaise is spicy.

1-8-5 PP doo doo...I’m in your corner!

Oh fuck! Patient just died in Room 105! Cirrosis of the eye!

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

Show me how to make Krispy Kreme glazed donuts and I won't leave the house nor will I be able to fit out the door after a month.

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

"Creature report, Creature report..."

Let's sue singing children! They're pirating songs by remembering lyrics which takes away adult's focus from the original recording artist!