sixagon
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Has all the Royal cock-stroking Fox Sports & ESPN have been doing not been enough to satisfy?

So you work alone, then?

Royals fans: burning up their 20 years of goodwill in mere days.

No mention of how terrible the L.A. Lakers are? Get your priorities right Deadspin. Come on.

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

Damn. I'd never collaborate at that rate. I'd go with a "One 30 beer-cube" and maybe invite two others.

Hahaha, excellent.

He sure showed me!

Bill Parcells would have murdered Jerry Jones and thus, become an American hero.

"It's called Jawaese, motherfucker."

Guber: I was hoping you might be able to teach me how to speak Hoodish.

Alternate interpretation: You can only work alone if you can eat two pizzas alone.

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

Every student I had today when grammar time came along.

The Seattle players have a point. "Not black enough" definitely seems like a legitimate point of criticism for your QB. I mean where would the Patriots and the Broncos be without street-wise men like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady?

Michael Irving said it best on NFL Network. Paraphrasing, "You wouldn't expect Tom Brady or Peyton Manning to hang out in the club. Then don't expect it from Russell Wilson."

"Atrocious sense of humor and style"