That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

Almost as impressively, this is how he celebrated the win:

You know why the Pirates have a Heinz bottle on the outfield fence? They're always trying to ketchup. Go Giants!

She follows at least 10 Alabama recruits on Twitter, plus many former and current Alabama football players and coaches. "I love reading their Tweets," she said, "when I'm not signing autographs at a flea market or watching my old shows while fried on Paxil."

Reminds me of:

Want Melissa Joan Hart To Follow You on Twitter? Commit Yourself

I'm a long time Pats fan and to me the issue is Belichick and his gigantic fucking ego. "Oh I can coach anyone." Guy has made terrible personnel decisions for five years now. One blatantly stupid move each season. This year was Mankins.

Damn, these teams are all distant seconds to the first place tie that is Red Sox/Yankees.

"He's fine." - Brady Hoke

Huh. The violence is hardly surprising, but I really thought the final score was going to be Irish 26, Orange 6.

Shameful thuggery. Now kids can't wear green or orange without fearing gang violence.

"Jordy, run a slant, then I'll pass the dutchie to the left hand side."

[sees blue and orange veer sharply away from red zone]

I believe there is a semi-pro team that also utilizes the brown and orange combination.

My personal favorite is the annual intrasquad scrimmage at the University of Nebconsin.

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Qatar?