Or a TJ. 3200 lbs of fun. 

*Tim Canterbury-style

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

This needs so many more stars, and a COTD.

Alastair waved his hand at the bright band of the horizon, a horizon so much closer than the sweeping plains of his native Minnesota, but farther than the artificially truncated line of Collinville Dome. Mars’ light gravity permitted domes kilometers across, anchored by thousands of tons of soil directly atop the…

They’d be okay until they tried to shift up to “4"...

None, if the driver gets caught and is punished appropriately.