Sounds like you can get on the job training for about $1,500.

You learn to wrench by living. Just reach in there with a simple set of sockets and ratchets and change your own spark plugs. Replace some wires and fuses. As your time and budget grows you'll get more tools and be able to do more jobs. Leaky valve cover gasket? Hey that's not too bad! Wheel bearing gone bad? Meh,…

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But my work there is so rewarding... I might solve a mystery... or re-write history...

I read that as ISIS and wondered what terrorists would need a 3d printer for.

Stupid physics students. I scoff at your lack of understanding of the Speed Force, whereby Flash can grant speed to others so that they are protected from silly things like "physics." You dopes.

Two words: Speed force.

Afroduck, who has run afoul of the law, has taken wing and flown the coop, possibly migrating north to huddle with his family

Let's count up what's wrong here..
-oversized Lexus engine in place of a more competent I4 or even I6...
-Automatic transmission. A 4-speed auto at that. Not particularly impressive in the SC400 donor car either.
- Missing those sweet sail panels
- Interior is an absolute cluster fuck. Missing speakers. Generic blue…

i sliced up a bunch of babies and a bunch of onions to see which would make me cry more

No terminal in Houston can be considered the worst because they are the only ones in the world that get you out of Houston.

Maybe, but that was in the "before time, long ago...."

"No pain, no gain!"

"Trust in God."

If the odds are against you, then take action to tilt the odds in your favor.

I came into it with a massive speech impediment, non-existent social skills or ability to relate to others, poor looks, and still was able to succeed because I took aggressive action to mitigate those weaknesses and I'm now happily married…

Looks you can't pick. Your personality, however, is something you have control over. So, you're only not charming and outgoing because you don't let yourself be that way. You can change that. But clearly you choose not to and then complain about it.

In a vacuum, that's true, but in my experience, so-called physical "flaws" seem to stand out less and less as someone's personality gets more attractive. If you really like spending time with someone, and everything that they do clicks with everything you want a person to do, suddenly you might forget to notice that…

Woah, bad advice! I agree, counting calories is all that counts for weight loss, but DO NOT cut out breakfast. That meal really is the most important one — not only does it keep you sated for the rest of the day, but it's how your body gauges whether it needs to store calories or prepare them for use. If you're…

So the TC's statement is a bit too black and white "if this then that" statement, but it isn't without some amount of truth.