I got tattoos without a thought as to what impact it might have on my employment opportunities. I must be really lucky because the impact has been exactly zero.

That you didn't get yourself checked out—or report the attempted poisoning (assuming that was what it was, and you didn't just eat shitty birthday cake) is troubling. She may try to do that to someone else, and she might succeed; that blood would in some way be on your hands.

I never said anyone has to do anything, there's always living in a bridge.

Goddamnit, stay in the lane, Carl!

Sincere appropriation is still appropriation. Might be easier to swallow 'cause Eminem has a wicked flow, but you still can't help but feel bad for Treach, G. Rap and Masta Ace.

You've just ruled all popular music (rock, pop, dance) as cultural appropriation since it can trace it's primary parentage to African Americans.

Best and funniest discussion on reverse racism is from Aamer Rahman.

Intentional or unintentional, this perception that "white people dancing" is "elegant" when dances specific to the culture of other races is not is totally rooted in racism.

Sure why not, didn't pay 1500 for the girl did he.

Godzilla used Scary Trailer. It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Best thing ever. I'm off to the store to buy some Teddy Grahms right now.

Every college freshman goes through that rapid period of personal discovery that briefly turns them into condescending, know-it-all contrarian hipster asshole who thinks that anything non-creative is a complete waste of time. You're not the first and you won't be the last. You'll grow out of this when you graduate,…

One, I wasn't being defensive, it was a question.

I wish I could use a time machine to go back and un-read this comment.

Would you like some ice for that burn John Bigboote (and CS Lewis) just laid on you?

Given that, quite literally, many millions of people have seen most of these movies, it might be more apt to ask what self-respecting adult doesn't?

Oh me! Pick me! I do!

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

Oh, so now you're some kind of yoga expert.

There are healthier ways of being active than running further than anyone actually needs to.