Coming soon: the Ford Electric, a rebadged Lotus Exige. Hey, why the hell not? Nothing original under the sun.

It's not that he owns foreign cars. It's that he claims "he's always bought American"

I can't figure out why the heck anyone would buy a new Camry - hybrid or otherwise - at this point. I mean, isn't it basically a slightly more reliable Buick Century?

Sign me up for a jeep! Sweet!

Could they have picked a worse time to introduce a pickup? Other than, you know, 2 months ago?

I've always had a thing for 5-speed japanese economy cars from the mid-90s, before things got bloated and overcomplicated. I owned and loved a 92 Mazda Protege, very nearly owned a 94 Civic Hatchback (luv it!), and currently own a beater 95 miata. I confess I'd love a Subaru, but I haven't stumbled into the right…

If she's hot, I don't care what the hell she's driving.

I'd buy one, problem is I won't spend more than $15k on a car, so that leaves me with used cars.

Sarah Palin looks more and more like Dubya all the time. 4 more years of white trash in the white house!

Makes ya wonder what fleet of vehicles McCain and Cindy and company actually own, not that anyone knows for sure how many. If you have somewhere between 7-10 houses, you probably have more than a couple of cars.

Homeowners Associations and Texas: a match made in heaven.

I guess if they can only sell 50 million cars, they'll just have to struggle along.

Oooh, I'm so offended, someone's making fun of the holiest of holy, Nascar.

Honestly, their lineup isn't very compelling. If they don't shake things up they're going to be left with one or two attractive cars and a bunch of fleet sales and full size trucks and SUVs.

Novak is awesome, this is almost as good as Dick Cheney shooting people in the face.

$4 Billion??? But that's what it costs to buy two B-2 airplanes! Shouldn't we just rethink this and spend it on black projects.

But what will be driven cross country for the Concours D'Ignorance? AMC Gremlin anyone?

Maroon?

My friggin motorcycle gets 50 mpg even as I drive 70+ mph. Lame.

Predictable response: rednecks angry. Hey, what do you know, the Onion was right.