Is that supposed to be comforting? I thought they were going for morbid and depressing and making fun of Nintendo’s seeming lack of forward progress as a gaming company.

The Quadro cards aren’t for gaming, though. They’re for render farms and CAD and other shit like that.

it’s a daytime “variety” show made for housewives man, nobody takes this shit seriously and neither should you....

That’s what the author said after all.

She (I assume you mean Yennefer) and Geralt have a pretty significant connection, particularly in the novels—but she’s always been controlling and has a tendency to apply double standards to Geralt’s behavior that she will not apply to herself.

Triss is such an asshole for taking advantage of Geralt when he had amnesia. On top of that, her voice actress in Witcher 3 is super annoying. Yen is the only possible choice.

Neither does cheating on your wife if you never tell her, but you’ll know.

You, sir, just won the Comment Olympics. I’m dying.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

I went to school with a boy named Shithead (pronounced shee-thayd). I imagine Sony would have a problem with his name too.

It’s kinda common in Islamic countries. I have a friend named Jihad too, so the fact that this kinda shit happens is stupid.

This kinda reminds me of the Star Wars cut with R2D2 subtitles. He knows everything and tells you right off the bat that Vader is Lukes dad.

I always assumed that the “water” in the original Limbo wasn’t actually water, maybe poison or something like that. I mean, he was in some kind of hellish dimension, and the water was pretty turbid (and sometimes you found corpses in it).

Oh the boy can swim this time.

I’ve taken to calling them ZyPuppy and ZyGundam.

Look, it’s Gundam Zygarde! :D

Remember when that video game came out for consoles, in a genre that was best known on PC, and then PC gamers complained it was a dumbed-down example but it still sold like hotcakes covered in crack, because the general public didn't care?

Whay can't a console just come out with a mouse and keyboard so developers can make true RTS games?