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In that order?.?.?.?

Two words... "Pet Rock"

"You can't cook a chicken on it..."

Roof, gone!

@ManiacalShen: As I keep telling my wife, girls, and boys for that matter, get "Stupid" hormones throughout their teen years that make them do utterly stupid things that seem perfectly legitimate to them. I have no doubt that she had at least some awareness of what was going on and that there was the possibility that

Looks a bit TOP-Heavy!

I want one for camping. This is the perfect tent.

@ManiacalShen: C'mon, you have to admit there are wayyyy to many parents out there who neglect to take an active enough role in their teens existence and therefore allow this kind of crap to happen. I'm not one of those dads. I will be active in her life and be a protector.

If this were my daughter, and I love my daughter with all my heart...

@george9807: ketchup, mustard, pickles and diced onion.

Damned Hippies!

@Papsky: The ones that stack inside one-another. That way they can have an entire team yet only have to carry one.

Fried!

Toasted!

Go Gators!

I can see the bumper sticker on the mailbox now...